Social Media Formulas for Social Media Chair Mary Lavelle

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For Mary Lavelle

Twitter =  chaos – dignity

Tinder = chaos + horny

Tumblr = chaos + puberty

Bumble = tinder + 1/10(feminism)

Facebook = chaos + your aunt Julie

Snapchat= chaos – your aunt Julie

Groupme = chaos x chaos

4chan = (anime + people named Curtis) – women

Reddit = (cute animals + people named Curtis) – women

Instagram= pride + filter

Venmo = friendship + capitalism

-Stav, Sundial Alumna