Politically Correct Holiday Carols #4

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  • I Wish it was Holiday Today
  • O Secular Night
  • Silver Instruments
  • Little Drummer Person
  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Non-Denominational Gift Giver
  • Infant Secular, Infant Lowly
  • Dance of the Sugar-Plum [Word that isn’t also a Slur]
  • Good King Wenceslas (Although Not that good because Monarchy is an Outdated form of Government)
  • Jingle Instruments
  • Frosty the Snow-Person
  • It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Except the Other Times which are Also Wonderful)
  • You’ve Probably had a Pretty Hard Upbringing, Mr. Grinch

-Allan Labanowski, Sundial Alumnus