Cute Things To Say On A First Date

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  1. Does this Arby’s validate parking?
  2. What do you think the mass of an average acorn squash is? In grams and lbs?
  3. Do you think cockroaches know that people hate them? Take a position and then write an 8-10 sentence paragraph citing examples from the text.
  4. Sorry if I seem tense, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.
  5. Oh, golly gee I can’t even remember the last time I went out on a date with someone that wasn’t a bubonic plague victim.
  6. I don’t know what it is, but your face just screams hepatitis.
  7. What’s the first thing you notice about a girl: her eyes, her smile, or the fact that she can dig up 25 graves in under an hour?
  8. I guess you could say I’m celebrating tonight. I just got taken off the FBI’s ten most wanted list.
  9. Sorry if I’m a little sweaty. I came straight here from working out. Well…it wasn’t so much working out as it was carrying this really heavy sack far into the woods. I can’t tell you what was in the sack, because I just got off parole, but it was quite the workout…
  10. Man, I’d really love to kiss you right now. I’d also love to throw your body over a waterfall and just see what happens, but maybe we save that for our second date.

-Maddie Gottfried, Staff Member