Seriously? You clicked on this? Honestly, I’m not really surprised at all but like this is just about the worst time waster on the internet. And I have to WRITE these for a living.
Honestly, I hate this job. Coming out of college as an English major was tough, and I took the first job I could get. I never thought I’d end up writing for a shitty BuzzFeed knockoff as a kid but here I am. I wrote a NOVEL. Can’t an editor publish that and make me the next J.K. Rowling? Nope. Instead, I’m writing for the worst boss in the world and get assigned these stupid headlines for clicks.
What are you even doing here? Don’t be like me. See me as a cautionary tale. If you’re an English major switch to something else. And if you’re still in high school don’t waste your time reading these. STUDY. Become a chemist or something smart like that. Honestly, I don’t care.
No, Cindy, I’m fucking not okay. I’ve been lied to all my life. Everybody always said I was gonna be the next big young adult fiction writer but it’s all been for nothing. I wasted four years for nothing.
Thanks, Cindy. I just don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore. It’s really hard to get up some days.
Thanks. That honestly means a lot coming from you, Cindy. It’s just hard. Hey, do you wanna maybe get lunch sometime?