The Pros and Cons of Capitalism

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Pro: Chipotle

Con: Guac costs extra

 

Pro:  Cookouts

Con: Hamburger buns come in packages of 8 but hamburgers come in packages of 6.

 

Pro: You can buy tater tots whenever you want

Con: You can buy tater tots whenever you want

 

Pro: Black Friday Sales

Con: The Black Market

 

Con: The McRib

Pro: This sandwich is only available for limited periods of time

 

Pro: Pet rocks

Con: The prison industrial complex

 

Pro: Bitcoin?

 

Pro: Gofundme

Con: It exists primarily as a replacement for reasonable health care

 

Pro: Squirt Guns

Con: Gun violence

 

Pro: Pool Noodles

Con: I can’t think of any more pros

 

Stav, Senior Staff Member