Ode to a Fake Account

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Dear man on my Tinder and Plenty Of Fish,

I know for a fact you are a catfish.

 

The same boring bio and perfect ab pic,

I’m one DM away from seeing your dick.

 

You stay mostly silent, til you’re looking to fuck,

Then I get that one text, “hey r u up?”

 

You are not creative or fooling me slightly,

But damn your avi is pretty dang sightly.

 

Still, I cannot trust you, PoonLover6969,

So the end of our friendship really is nigh.

 

I need to delete this insidious app,

But first, can I get one final snap?

 

Morgan Schultz, Staff Member